dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
