Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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