Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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