sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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