She said her name was "party"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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