i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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