Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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