After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
do nipples grow back?
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