remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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