Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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