Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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