So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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