Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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