i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
