So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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