It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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