doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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