I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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