who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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