i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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