But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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