atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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