So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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