Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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