I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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