We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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