a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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