shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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