As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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