I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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