I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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