using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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