I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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