Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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