If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Blood and glitter go together right?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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