We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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