On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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