The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
there's paper in my vomit.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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