you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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