This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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