That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I am naked and annoyed.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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