All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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