talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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