Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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