You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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