Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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