no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
ok first of all what the fuck
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
