i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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