all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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