Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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