We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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