Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
this just has baby written all over it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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