Fuck appropriateness.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
