her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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