Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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